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If you’re hoping to stay on her good side and are worried you might accidentally cross a line sometime in the near future, we applaud your foresight. That’s maturity. Growth. Personal development.
However… if you are actively planning to get yourself into trouble and think ordering flowers in advance will soften the blow later—well, that’s a different situation entirely.
Statements like:
“I know I don’t need that truck, but have you seen the lift gate?”
“We already have a big TV, but a bigger one just came out.”
“I know we had a special date night planned, but the guys are watching the game at the local tavern…”
These are not accidents. These are choices.
So yes, go ahead and order the flowers—but we also strongly recommend calling 1-800-THERAPY immediately afterward.
Flowers help.
They just don’t erase some (wink) decisions.
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